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these are the flavor of inventions we are missing out on by making cocaine illegal just fyi

What is this creature???

that’s me after being ignored don’t be so rude

tgif stands for trans gender it’s friday

happy transgender it’s friday .

happy transgender it’s friday

I'm really not a very angry person there's just a lot of rage inside me

There's something terrible boiling bubbling under my skin ready to burst out of my chest but I'm a chill guy

"Weird energy in here today" I say, referring to the inside of my brain.

Click on it twice. These are your two super powers.

when are they announcing gay sex for the nintendo switch

why dont you go invest in some bitchcoins

Person with a mullet wearing a muscle shirt in a garage: You might think these are some normal cowboy boots, they ain’t. These are boot scooters. [Takes wheels out of dusty boots and stomps them on the ground] If you ain’t bootin’…You ain’t scootin’. [wheels away and runs into a fridge]

so untrue worstie i hope you die