queue this post when it’s your birthday and be surprise

cards against humanity not only buying part of the U.S border to stop trump from building the wall between the U.S and Mexico but also hiring a law firm specializing in eminent domain with the intent of making it harder and more expensive for the government to build the wall has got to be the boldest move in this stupid simulation we’re living in. not all heroes wear capes

tumblr pro tip: before adding to a popular post, maybe double check the notes to make certain that reply hasn’t already been made in excess.  

@kazoo-goddess please, I beg of you. Work your magic.

I’ll give it a whirl!

We don’t deserve dogs

See that’s when you have to realize you gotta drop out of college and stay your ass home