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starlight express but krupp is krumping the whole time but instead of normal krumping it’s the parody dude who krumps to fucking whatever acapella and unblinking as sarah brightman

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it’s so funny when I see a starlight express post w a plate and fork emoji and I’m like oh yea that art is edible af
and then it’s actually there bc they drew dinah or buffy
it’s a good day! I got to teach more people sumptuary laws
sad thing about he whistled at me too is that you can hear from the previews that it's a lot different in lyrics and tempo from the single version made for the album, but it's so muffled that you can't make them all out. it looks like they'd taken the workshop version and used that for the single's lyrics. the choreo would be interesting too especially since there was originally the "dream train" involved.
AAARGHH no seriously the concept sounds so interesting!!!
don’t get me wrong, I live for the instrumentation and 80s ness of the 1984 he whistled at me, but there’s also so much potential for what the workshop version could have been! not to mention, the workshop looks like it was on a 360 stage OOOH THE POTENTIAL
Anyway that’s why you wear wool and a life jacket babeeeyyyy
The important thing about wool is that it continues to keep you warm even when it’s soaking wet.
Other natural fibers don’t do this. In fact, quite the opposite. Campers and boaters are usually familiar with the phrase, “cotton kills.” If you’re wet in cotton or linen, your clothes actually sap heat from your body.
If you sink in a lake in late October like I did today, staying warm is important. I was rescued long before I would’ve actually died, but cold makes your muscles seize up, which isn’t good if you have to swim to land.
Which brings me around to life jackets. If the water’s cold enough, you may only have five-ten minutes until your muscles seize (today I probably had 40-60, more than enough time to get to land if I hadn’t been picked up), and you’ll drown.
In a life jacket, even in extremely cold water, you can float semi-conscious for perhaps another 30 minutes or so before you actually freeze to death, which is usually when someone rescues you.
What’s more, you probably know that moving around on land warms you up. Jumping jacks, jogging in place, etc.
In water, moving actually makes you colder. You need to stay still curled up in a ball, which you can only do in a life jacket.
In wool AND life jacket, you’re warm, and your head’s above water, which is pretty much your only and entire goal.
If you’re allergic to wool, synthetics are available specifically for this purpose. I know I always say natural fibers are the way to go, but when it comes to safety, wear what protects you!
Yep! A really simple “experiment” I learned as a kid and now use in my own courses is sticking your hand in ice water. Compare moving it around in the water to curling it up in a fist. The contrast is stark!
To increase your survival time in on cold water, you want to curl up! If you’re with others, you want to huddle!
Again, both are only possible when wearing a life jacket!
I know a lot of people are reblogging this for writing reference, but I like to believe that 7,000 people on this site were actually continually living in fear about this specific situation and that when the time comes, I’ve prepared them with what they need to know to survive.

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one of my favorite parts about not being raised religious but having christian friends is I get to watch them pray in real time for patience as they try to explain to me why aquatic life got a free pass for noah’s flood
YOU CAN ONLY REBLOG THIS ONCE A YEAR
ive had this queued for exactly one year
tbh looking at his past musicals I’m even more surprised Belle got cut in the 90s rewrites because alw LOVES his older divas
I know it was years ago atp but alw DJing with phantom of the opera music really shows that the starlight express remixes DID NOT have to sound like that
HOLY SHIT THEY READDED THE PUMPING IRON PARTNER CHOREO

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way to tired to create it but it is so tempting to make an Alter Ego edit to various productions of cabeese
“maybe the curtains are just blue”
AND????
sometimes it’s fun to come up with hypothetical reasons the author made the curtains blue
have you no whimsy?
anyone find it sad how alw is the meanest to his kids favorite stex characters
WAIT, IT'S NATIONAL TRAIN DAY????
I want you guys to all start making a bigger stink about Tumblr's Age Verification Horseshit.
Like they tried to change Reblogs and people rightfully got up in arms, this is a LOT worse. In order to have access to any sort of thing dubbed mature, and We haveALL seen what they think is mature, Everything from a black and white photo of a black woman's arm, to posts about IUD recalls, to a nude painted by a 17th century artist, to anything involving the word Trans; you have to send your personal information to a third party site that WILL get hacked, and you will be doxxed. And they can say "Oh shit, well it wasn't us who sent your name address and gender identity to Moldovan teenagers, here's a couple extra minutes in the ball pit.
That's bad enough!!!!!!!! But the entire idea of needing permission from state authorities to access anything labeled mature by our friendly AI overlords is some fucking Boll shit. Die Gedenken Sind Frie baby. This is all a reaction to people getting uppity about their lowly lowly rights and is being propped up by the same bad actors tht have made life unlivable. Fuck that shit.
"Well it's only being rolled out in Brazil and UK" Yeah, to start. "Well they're being forced to do this by laws." YOu know it's always really funny when these tech giants (Or whatever you call owning tumblr dot com) get really antsy about laws considering they pick and choose which ones they abide by.
This is a breaking point and it's going to be very interesting to see how we proceed from here.
i get this now and it won't let me click through to any 'mature' blogs :(
Where's the fucking. The form. The fucking form. Hang on, lemme find it.
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I think a great example of “gender expression is a lie” is that between me and my roommate one of us:
refuses to wear anything that can’t take a beating
knows jack shit about makeup
loves and knows cars
constructs shelves singlehandedly
uses shampoo, conditioner, and a brush
two hairstyles: up or down
wears flannels 24/7
constantly wears work boots
used to shoot competitively
wears dog tags
and the other
used to wear skirts daily and can run in heels
has fifty thousand hair products
knows extensive hair styling
used to have ass length hair
can apply a full face with eyeliner in less than an hour
understands under painting and color correcting
had to ask if you need to change car oil
literally studying ballet and sewing
one of us is a woman, the other is nonbinary GUESS WHO
can someone tell me what something rotten’s about? I was too busy staring at francis bacon