guy on a work call just accidentally said “have a nice freak-end” instead of weekend and now i desperately want that to be the new meme. have a nice freakend everybody

when people include hannigram in a list of queerbait couples I lose a little bit of my sanity because, you’re telling me you watched every episode with hopefully full brightness and somehow thought that hannibal was asking his good old pal if he’s feeling paternal and staring straight at will’s ass with his x-ray vision pointing directly at his hole?

When you’re the owner of a fat pussy, everyday is fat pussy friday

if anyone needs me i’ll be alone in my tower

nodding my head to show that i approve of all the shitty things this character has done because i'm a bad person

*has a thought and has to scroll back to where I was on the tumblr dashboard to remember it*

“what’s stopping you from-“ listen i am so so sleepy

and like. broke

i get so gay off that rumination and regret