the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

Sitting here tits sore and alarm bells ringing warning of impending doom (my period) and every single time I'm convinced periods are abnormal and we just put up with it

Best wishes to you, reminded me to check when mine is & it's gonna be sometime next week 🥲

the bad sex awards are my favourite literary prize tho

Her pussy tasted like anchovies and her butthole smelled like tobacco. This is what straight men think is sexy and erotic.

If this man is married I feel so so SO sorry for his wife…

I had to put down my phone and walk around the room to calm down.

If I had to see this Monstrous Crime then you all have to suffer with me

LMAO

S I N

In my time as fic author and fic archive mod, I have seen some terrifying porn. But the stuff that gets published is sometimes even more amazing.

Tell me you have never actually tasted or smelled chocolate without telling me. I usually keep my blog fairly pg aside from the swearing but I have been laughing so hard at this for so long my stomach hurts

good god when the onions and garlic hit the olive oil..........

Panties hit the FLOOR

you know it sister

notice how everyone is horny today

*Gently puts my mental health in rice*

You don’t wanna know what happens when your kidneys are idiot bitches.

Appendix: the Unabomber

Make men whimper 2026.