Honey and Murder

happy pride month to lgbt people who are really boring. we deserve love too

Even saying ”I’m so sorry, I completely forgot” sounds marginally better than ” I’m so sorry, I didn’t completely forget, I actually completely remembered. I thought about it the whole time and it stressed me out so much my brain built an insurmountable wall around it.”

riddle me this batman. are you mad at me

dystopias are getting too real and utopias feel too improbable. i propose a third kind of escape: a world that’s just okay

toxic mothers are wild they'll really be like "I never said that" like ma'am yes you did cause it's been ingrained in my head since I was twelve

“the axe forgets but the tree remembers”

Absolutely love the juxtaposition of this professional group of bandits with all of their expensive equipment and magical items and Bells Hells with their general store haul and stolen pantry staples. Absolutely home alone owning these poor saps