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I AM GIVING AWAY HOMESTUCK Okay no, but I am giving away some Homestuck merchandise which is pretty cool too. Just as a little thank you for the 700+ followers and all the encouragement you guys offer me on a daily basis. <3 

 P R I Z E S

1st Prize: God Tier Pullover Hoodie / Zipper Hoodie of choice

2nd Prize: Homestuck T-Shirt of choice 

3rd Prize:  Homestuck Pin Set of choice

+ All prizes are from Whatpumpkin.com, and I’m willing to have these shipped internationally, as long as you don’t live on the top of some obscure Tibetan mountain no one has ever heard of.  + If the prize you want is sold out, I am more than happy to either A) forward the prize money to your paypal or B) hold onto the money myself until the item in question is back in stock. + Obviously, you must be willing to supply me with your shipping address, or I’ll just keep the prizes for myself, thats fine too. 

 R U L E S

Reblog ONCE please. :( No one wants to see this on their dashboard a hundred times. 

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Play nice with others

I probably left out something important… 

An online poll conducted in the ’90s set Vitaly Komar, Alex Melamid and David Soldier on a quest to create the most annoying song ever. After gathering data about people’s least favorite music and lyrical subjects, they did the unthinkable: they combined them into a single monstrosity, specifically engineered to sound unpleasant to the maximum percentage of listeners.

Amazingly, this “most unwanted music” contains little dissonance — that would have been too easy. For the most part, they seem to have tried to assemble these elements in a listenable way.

Komar & Melamid and David Soldier’s list of undesirable elements included holiday music, bagpipes, pipe organ, a children’s chorus and the concept of children in general (really?), Wal-Mart, cowboys, political jingoism, George Stephanopoulos, Coca Cola, bossanova synths, banjo ferocity, harp glissandos, oompah-ing tubas and much, much more. It’s actually a fascinating listen, worthwhile for the opera rapping alone.

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but it’s also really funny because he’s got the epitome of how dancing works at its core 

while topless in a recliner 

Gods ain’t gonna help you son You’ll be sorry for what you done Them gods gonna hurt you son  When you play with a loaded gun

Twelve gods with golden crowns, eight children to usurp them.

Facebook Thread Of The Year of the Day: A girl gets a tattoo of her boyfriend’s face on her arm. He calls her “branded cattle” and breaks up with her.

Yeah, you’re going to want to read the whole thing.

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