get gayed bitch

idk what traumatized or mentally ill person needs to hear this but dreams (especially the really disturbing ones you dont want to talk about to anybody) arent some deep peek into your psyche or a sign of your True Desires or whatever theyre quite literally your brain making fruit salad with whatever it can find on the shelf. just putting all that shit in a blender and hitting obliterate. its fine, youre fine, youre not a weirdo for it

In retrospect this is almost definitely the reason why putting your response in the tags is so common and popular

Dip the croc in guac

You cannot possibly guess where this is going

I ain't even ashamed how many times I watched this.

Lmao this is the content I am here for.

This is why I honestly feel like Biden was the best possible choice in a shitty situation, even with his age and potential health issues. Because if nothing else, he is NOT REACTIONARY. He is methodical and dedicated. Do I wish he acted a little faster and with more of an eye towards progressive policies? Obviously yes. But given the choices, and given everything else that's happened, Biden has absolutely made the best of a bad situation. Sometimes you don't need a hero, you need a fucking repairman to come and just make it work until it can be fixed. And he's a damn good repairman.

Okay, I’ll give him the W for this one.

this is not a Joe Biden fan post, just a reminder that there is more than one way to get shit done and the more people working in their various different ways the more gets done. if you do mutual aid and protests, you do that! if you do union organizing and strikes, you do that! if you vote and push for regulations, you do that!

Sometimes they eat sand dollars : )

most sunken ships only manage to kill people once. hats off to the titanic, the safest ship of all time