Good Vibes Bad Morals

god every time I think I’ve seen all the cat material the internet has to show something new and absolutely delighting appears

oh to be a chunky orange farm cat 

oh i love bathtub

its true that crying wont solve things but we dont cry to solve. we cry to release

Taking the lid off a pot that’s boiling too much wont solve the problem of the heat being too high, but it will release the pressure so you’ll have time to get the heat under control before everything inside the pot explodes 

*vampire voice* my love… how do i preheat the oven

there is no force of nature that says “come here” like the ocean

That’s the sirens bitch

i haven’t really been doing anything but i still need a break from everything

that cat is huge

the cat is sitting on a table not a rug

NICE FORCED PERSPECTIVE

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

white people let their white children do whatever they want even in public spaces

Oh I thought maybe like free for the taking

that’s amazing

hey how did u get my bag