tell my mama i'm funky now

i love being bisexual and nonbinary. i have not and never will make a decision in my entire life

#pig

i know he ate a money

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

Waking up from a nap and still having a headache is so unfair. You were supposed to save me.

people will really come into kink spaces and say you can't forcefem women like there wasn't a feature length movie about an elderly gay man forcefemming a woman as part of scheme to thwart an elaborate assassination attempt before the killer even determined their target

What... What movie is this.

i was trying so hard to remember the nonexistent assassination subplot in My Fair Lady

clearly they were pretty successful at thwarting it

Still a hopeless romantic after all this time. Very insane of me.

very irresponsible of me 

the thing about job searching is i see all these job postings and im like i dont wanna do any of this for any of you

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

I heavily fw bro

apparently youre supposed to perform. they love it when you perform. but it has to be authentic. they hate it when it's not authentic. but you have to perform.

historical fiction gets made fun of a lot for the abundant, seemingly random cameos of famous figures but when you read historical non-fiction, you realize that everyone in the past did, in fact, know each other because there were only 12 people in the entire world

There is no drug on earth that can replicate the absolute euphoria of hitting a writing flow state at 2:00 AM. You aren’t even typing anymore. You are a vessel. You are a channel for the gods. The characters are speaking directly into your brain and you’re just the stenographer trying to keep up. You feel like you could fight a bear. You feel like you invented the alphabet