tina

Took a shower now I'm 42% less evil

I LOVE queering the map cause you’ll click on one and it’ll be like “we got drunk at your friends house and I kissed you. I was so in love with you then. But you didn’t kiss me back. I tried to play it off as a drunken mistake but I’m not sure you all the way believed me.” And then you’ll click on a different one and it’ll be like “got my ass ate here”

The clothes are not clean or dirty but a secret third thing (on the chair)

all kpop idols should tweet "i am never ever going to fuck you" & turn off their phone

oh to cook with my wife and stand directly in front of cabinets and drawers she needs to open

i’m begging people to know they can have interests and hobbies that aren’t related to the Walt Disney Company’s stable of highly profitable intellectual properties