i’ll make it pretty again later

mythbusters i love you mythbusters the best show to ever air on tv if nobody got me i know mythbusters got me mythbusters my favorite tv show i love you

I WANT TO WRITE MY STORIES!!!!!!!!!!!! -> continues doing literally Anything Else besides writing

Feeling inspired... Might put off writing and think about it the whole time

fully sober in the club googling iliad full text

they're trying to get me to do something called ""my job"" instead of reading about medieval english poaching laws

| :/ | That’s me falling toward a spike | | pit, with kind of an air of irritation |↑↑↑↑↑↑| about it. Sighh

Just broke the news to gremlin that he didn’t win roommate of the month…..little lad is devastated

The hoes are not stimulating me intellectually anymore

the peasants during the industrial revolution

I can’t overshare because that would be very humiliating but everyone else should overshare because I like to know everything

notice that no one on MTV Cribs has an emergency eyewash station

Ghosts aren't real, it was probably just the house settling that gave you that blowjob

We need to convince the average American person that striking, organizing, and general sociopolitical resistance is like winning a sports game of some kind. Y’all seen footage of New York after the Knicks championship win??? Now imagine if they were, say, storming ICE facilities or something…..

getting really into orange juice