We Stay Silly 💥 We Stay Silly 💥 We Stay Sil-

Can’t get this on any other social media

you're laughing. Those dogs were stuck on that large pile of snow until it melted into a tiny pile of snow and you're laughing

important detail i forgot to add: the swing ghost wanted blood sacrifices from the students. in my defense it was "only a few drops".

i’m really craving sucking dick

they're a problematic character TO YOU. they're problematic to me as well but I'm being weird and horny about it so it's different

scrolling through dating apps sucks because you’ll run in to people like Josh, the Pansexual Cheesemonger, and think “wow that’s cool as hell” but not be attracted to them so you swipe past. i’m sorry, josh. in another life we’re mongering cheese together. pansexually.

the dragon is mocking you for your silly little skimpy armor

“oh its actually super enchanted im protected” girl your tiddies and thighs are out you’re so biteable

I’m ok, I’m just fucking dramatic.

Coolest thing about lord of the rings? The king of horses shows up. It appears he is no different from all other horses

King of the eagles shows up later. He can talk. Horse king couldn't talk.

He didn't want to talk to you.

He just doesn’t do much about his administrative duties

But he didn't need to - his rule was stable, after all.

You know, there's this cliché that teenage boys always eat massive amounts, but teenage girls really aren't that different if they're not suppressed by diet culture and body shaming. Like, I was a teenage girl who frankly just stopped bothering to fit into mainstream beauty ideals at some point, and I would regularly make myself just one big massive pot of pasta and devour it completely. This wasn't even stress eating or anything, I just genuinely needed the energy because you know, I was a teenager and my body was developing. I feel like so many teenage girls think they need to eat as little as possible to be petite and pretty, but the truth is that your body is developing just as intensely as teenage boys' bodies. Eat more, please, your body needs it.