I live in a van down by the river

adult friendships are so dumb like yeah i think i can find a time to hang. how’s february 17th at 4pm

it’s time

Dang, missed it. Reschedule?

Wow, these are terrific

We've been having this conversation for decades but yknow if a trans person hits on you and you're not into them for any reason you can just say no thankyou. Trans people aren't walking around emitting rapist particles. You also don't have to preemptively tell them you'd never have sex with them yknow maybe they think you're ugly too

"What if there's someone at the lesbian function who I personally wouldn't have sex with" Shock Horror...

they say you can't pour from an empty cup but i've been doing it my whole life and aside from all of these mysterious ailments it's working out great for me

great! now do the same medical study with women

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

Fucking hate pet rent.  You want my cat to pay rent?  She is a cat.  Cats don’t have jobs.  Idiot.

Excuse me? What, and I can not overstate this enough, the fuck is pet rent?

The US is hostile to both human and animal life

I think a big reason why "children are an oppressed group" gets (wrongly!) read as a "pedophile talking point" is that everyone treats children so terribly that actual child molesters can speedrun winning a kid's trust by like, actually respecting their needs and perspective, at least at first. Which means that the only way out of this mess is for all of us adults to treat children with respect, so that abusers can't use the rareness of that respect as a weapon.

I said Spiderfucker Jim, arch nemesis of Spiders Georg