all you have to do is burn

projecting an experience I recently had onto #myilya: he’s in a bar circa the 2-year begging for hole era and a song starts up that sounds like a woman shouting SHANE SHANE SHAAAANE! over and over and he thinks haha whatttttt and shazams it to find out what it is so he can send it to Hollander to be annoying™️ and the wheel spins and spins and finally comes back with a song called Men In Love and Ilya just. puts his phone away.

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

does anyone else remember being a hapless american child looking at the prices of books on the inside flap and wondering. do we just hate canadians? this book is $8 here and $13 there, that feels..... mean somehow

I feel bad that future teens won't have the cw everyone needs to get unnaturally obsessed with an Objectively Bad teen soap with mid level production and the worst dialogue you've ever heard (you write 100k worth of fanfic for this and argue about the show on tumblr dot com)

something i actually just realized on call w some friends recently is how crazey it is that your online friends are as many as thousands of feet above or below u right now. like if you teleported to their location without changing your height above sea level, well your fucked in some way basically

something i actually just realized on call w some friends recently is how crazey it is that your online friends are as many as thousands of feet above or below u right now. like if you teleported to their location without changing your height above sea level, well your fucked in some way basically

Onomatopoeia is so fun. Like scissors really will be like snip snip lol

#braver than any U.S. marine… about to try to make world’s most avoidant man admit to experiencing one (1) feeling for you

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household