No Manches, Bro

if you watch paw patrol and are over the age of 2 I’m beating the shit out of you

a cruel irony that the original post has under 2000 notes

when an npc in a sneak games goes “What was that” babygirl dont worry about it 

funniest shit ever is bath and body works having beef with build a bear workshop since they both have the same initials (babw), which causes shipments to occasionally be delivered to the wrong store

*bath and body works employee voice* well this sure as shit ain’t soap

*build a bear workshop employee voice* this is fucking soap

pussy from a girl named after a state is probably wack

what if the state is delaware

takes the dick meat right off the bone

i love it when people are obsessed with their wives. it’s like yeah that’s literally what you’re supposed to do

these turkish delights have turkish ends....

the problem with horror now is there is no men in little tank tops and booty shorts