god damn it, you've got to be kind.

In hindsight being a “gifted kid” is so funny. You have substantial difficulties with socializing and fine motor skills but we’re going to ignore that because you’re really good at reading chapter books

We don't need to raise this one because it can read novels.

the girl who is comfy in bed yearns to be On The Computer. The girl who is On The Computer yearns to be comfy in bed. Thus does desire become the root of all suffering

[guy whose bedtime is approaching fast] I need to write one billion words right now. and draw everything that has ever existed.

no one noticed thancred got possessed bc the dude was basically constantly putting on performances anyway due to spending his adolescence in espionage harvard. and he needed to be secretagent valedictorian in order to stay the ward of the rich politician that lifted him out of poverty. who the hell is thancred waters really. and we find out: a dude who doesn't know how to be vulnerable around his actual loved ones