Incorrect Eponine

Azelma: Can you help me get my bucket hat back from Gav?

Eponine, texting the group chat: So, I was at church today and my brother had to use the bathroom and so did I. So I walk back into the chapel and my entire family is dying laughing. Apparently, instead of walking back to his seat like a normal person, my brother jumped over the back of the pew into his seat like a freaking ninja turtle. In the middle of Easter mass.

Reporter: “BREAKING NEWS: 20 lobsters have broken out of a fancy Italian restaurant and into the sea!!!”

Eponine: *opens the freezer and gets confused* Okay, who put tampons in the freezer?

Eponine: I watched a horror movie with Enjolras the other day and he didn’t flinch once.

Eponine: The world is a complicated place, huh?

Eponine: Gavroche, what do you have?

Eponine: What's up, I'm back.

Montparnasse: Here’s some free advice. You want them to preform? Tell them what they want to hear.

Eponine: *trying to buy a Father’s Day card at Hallmark*

Eponine: Do you ever see your sibling and just have this overwhelming urge to smack them for no reason? Like my sister will walk into the room and I’m like “Oh man, I guess I have to end you.”

Eponine: You know, when I was little I used to pretend you weren't my real mother.

Eponine: As my mom always used to say, “if a cop handcuffs you to a bike rack there’s always something you can gnaw through.”

Azelma: *crying*