Im not even supposed to be here

Sex should have a secondary gameplay loop where you build bases, manage resources, and expand your territory

polycule

Ghosts aren't real, it was probably just the house settling that gave you that blowjob

video games aren’t meant to be played with other people. video games are meant to be played alone in a dark room at night time while you work through weird feelings about your gender.

im not abusing stimulants, stimulants and i have a perfectly consensual relationship. it likes making me do my laundry. that's how it gets its sick kicks.

friendship addicts will be like “i just need one more hit of your infectious laughter and zest for life”

pov we’re drinking and you wordlessly press the length of your bottle against my abdomen like you’re showing me how deep it can go inside me

pov we’re at the liquor store & you tell me to choose what we’re drinking later, both of us knowing whichever bottle i pick will be stuffed & forced inside me by the end of the night, most of its contents poured down my throat, so you get to watch me squirm & hesitate over which one to pick ♡

domming is so stressful like what if i'm not selling it. what if i suck at this and she's just whimpering and barking to make me feel better

What they don't tell you about service tops is that we are absolutely insatiable and thus wrapped around your finger. You want me to get you off? I'm suddenly not doing anything for the next three or so hours. Show the slightest amount more skin than you usually do and I am buried between your thighs until you physically can't finish anymore. Your pleasure is a vice and I am a hedonist.

probably gonna go through some weird and unknown phase of my life soon

my dog actually loves being shot in the head with 19th century european automatic handguns

laughing way too hard at a child's halloween joke in an effort to prove to everyone on the porch that im part of the ingroup and they should let me partake in their cutoms and mate with their women

*reading the Wikipedia page for chatgpt* hmm okay.. interesting *closes the tab and googles ‘gay porn’

haters will watch you conjure maelstroms of arcane lighting and say "broke ass can't afford a broadsword"

in space no one can hear you moan like a girl

you left comms on again

going through my blog and liking a bunch of my posts is essentially equivalent to rifling through my panty drawer, which is to say: cute and you should do it, but i WILL notice. perv.

online puppy girls are just nintendogs for doms

no one understands my contemplative genius but athens hated socrates too