Im not even supposed to be here

if you're pure of heart, you unlock a special way to have sex that's just hitting someone hard enough to make them cry

Butch dog who can’t keep his face outta my neck when he’s hard, butch dog who constantly steal my panties to rub over his face and crotch when I’m not home. Pervy little Butch dog hopelessly devoted to me <3

if you’re a little obsessive that’s kind of hot of you

damn your pussy fat and long and hard and outside

I habe some bad news

BOTH TOWERS?

wanna hang out [remembers it's rude to put expectations on people] it's cool if not [remembers people like to know they're wanted] but I'd really like it if you did [remembers selfishness is bad] we can do whatever you want though [remembers that handing someone a blank canvas isn't as effective as providing a suggestion to bounce ideas off of] like sucking each others fingers for example

Sex should have a secondary gameplay loop where you build bases, manage resources, and expand your territory

polycule

Ghosts aren't real, it was probably just the house settling that gave you that blowjob

video games aren’t meant to be played with other people. video games are meant to be played alone in a dark room at night time while you work through weird feelings about your gender.

im not abusing stimulants, stimulants and i have a perfectly consensual relationship. it likes making me do my laundry. that's how it gets its sick kicks.

friendship addicts will be like “i just need one more hit of your infectious laughter and zest for life”

pov we’re drinking and you wordlessly press the length of your bottle against my abdomen like you’re showing me how deep it can go inside me

pov we’re at the liquor store & you tell me to choose what we’re drinking later, both of us knowing whichever bottle i pick will be stuffed & forced inside me by the end of the night, most of its contents poured down my throat, so you get to watch me squirm & hesitate over which one to pick ♡

domming is so stressful like what if i'm not selling it. what if i suck at this and she's just whimpering and barking to make me feel better

What they don't tell you about service tops is that we are absolutely insatiable and thus wrapped around your finger. You want me to get you off? I'm suddenly not doing anything for the next three or so hours. Show the slightest amount more skin than you usually do and I am buried between your thighs until you physically can't finish anymore. Your pleasure is a vice and I am a hedonist.

probably gonna go through some weird and unknown phase of my life soon