being an adult is always like i have to go to the store i have to go to the store i have to go to the store

*opens my photo app to look at pictures of my cat at work like a ww1 soldier flipping open his locket to look at a picture of his sweetheart back home*

I wish i was different i wish it all was different . *cleans and does laundry *

I’m tired of advertising. All of it. I don’t want any ads even for things I like. Even if I would 100% buy it. It’s INSANE that we just accept that people can throw a business flier in our face at any time of day in any setting. Aren’t you mad? Don’t you just want to go apeshit?

When you see your pet and start petting their head and it’s randomly wet and you ask them “what happened why are you wet!!!!!!” And the pet doesn’t answer