Not Sad Anymore

im stacking extension cords on each other like theyre tinker toys. constructing a tower of babel in the name of the god of electricity. there'll be at least 100 outlets when ive hooked these boys up nice and good. ill never run out again

my luminous mama

i just know that the ethics classes in magical fantasy realms would be off the rails

so the childhood yearning to live in a fantasy world just never goes away huh

hey man. i didn't see you at the ambient red lighting and horse store. you ok man?

This is the kind of post that is baffling until you see the next post and it’s a store with a horse in it but everything’s red. except. there is no second post

THE WHAT

I love it when dogs try to help but the task at hand requires zero dogs so they just kinda stand in front of you and look serious.

middle aged men do this too

Part 2

Part 1

Not unreality, not a joke: I have never posted such a thing before here but- Please do this one for whatever good it might result in.

168,428 signed out of 175,000. Just 6,572 to go!

we kill the bat man