Flying Pig

“We should strip voting rights off of people who voted for President Trump because they’re obviously racist and sexist!” Why the actual flying fuck do you think that your vote matters more than someone else’s vote? Fuck off. Yes your vote matters, but it sure as shit doesn’t matter more than some random white dude in the middle of Georgia’s vote.. 

“I hate all men! They’re all disgusting pigs!” Yet in the same breathe these feminists scream, “Feminism is about equality of the sexes!” How is hating someone for their gender going to solve anything? Not only that, but how can you begin to even think that every single white dude is a sexist racist gay-hating rapist? 

Oh boy don’t even get me started on this fucking movement of shoving triggers on everything. I had someone message me once asking to put a trigger warning on food because they were worried that people with eating disorders would get triggered. I’m sorry to say this, but if something as common as food requires a fucking trigger warning, seriously seek professional help. Not only that, but also stop speaking on the behalf of other people? No one with an eating disorder has ever messaged me and asked for a trigger warning. Not on eating disorder websites, not on facebook, not on twitter, only on this fucking website. I HAD SOMEONE MESSAGE ME ON THIS SITE ASKING ME TO TAG GRASS. GRASS! HOW DO YOU GO OUTSIDE??????

“Being fat is healthy!” No. Fuck off. It’s not healthy. People can definitely pull off being big, but it’s not the healthiest way to live. You might be healthy now, but you sure as shit won’t be in the future. I don’t care if you are fat, I’ll probably hate you regardless. 

“Ew, straight people are so gross. Why are there so many of them they should become gay and fabulous!” It’s almost like they didn’t choose to be straight? Just like you didn’t choose to be gay?