Holoki

I am going to [remembers that jokes about suicide are detrimental to myself and others] Scarborough Fair.

oh cool can u get me parsley sage rosemary and thyme while ur there please?

I love stories where the Doctor gets frustrated and angry with humans. I just need more stories where he essentially looks at them and goes “you do not want to learn why half of the known universe fears my name instead of praising it.” Because humans, for the most part, have been spared from his wrath simply for being his favorite.

MY FAVORITE VIDEO ON THE INTERNET

not to be a gay bitch on main, but i often hurt myself thinking about the torchwood team meeting boom town jack. it's your boss, your mysterious, often grim boss, and he looks pretty much the same except for the glow of youth about him and the lack of his signature outfit which you've never seen him without. and your boss is charismatic, yeah, but this man is fucking effervescent. he's so aggressively alive, so insistently present, and he looks delighted with everything he sees. his eyes light up when they fall on alien artifacts, and early 2000s phones, and the friends he's travelling with. he's so bright it's like staring down car headlights. and i know ianto and he weren't together, but imagine if they were. jack never seems as happy with me as he does with the blonde girl and the man in the leather jacket. jack never seems this happy.

"I hope this email finds you well" This email finds me in the Land of Mordor where the Shadow lies

I love the "What this country really needs, right now, is a doctor" line in the sound of drums because the Master couldn't have possibly known when the doctor would show up again so he must have been making weird remarks about doctors and medicine on live television for an entire year

cardamom, cinnamon, saffron, nutmeg, clove, star anise, black pepper, allspice, cumin, fennel, turmeric, coriander, bay leaf, sumac, juniper, fenugreek, ginger, mace, mustard seed, thyme, rosemary, marjoram, lavender, oregano, basil, tarragon, sage, chervil, dill, parsley, mint

Scarborough Fair extended edition