Arien's Maiar Club

The corner stone of mairon ossë friendship is that ossë will come up with the most stupid dangerous idea ever and mairon will roll his eyes, criticise it then make it worse.

You know, when I've remarked that a lot of the responses to my posts feel like people are just plucking out keywords they think they recognise based on the shape of them and replying to what they imagine the post says based on that, the possibility never occurred to me that this is actually how many American schools are currently teaching kids to read.

Like, my assumption this whole time has been that when folks go "I misunderstood this post that says [thing] as saying [unrelated thing] because I mistook [word] for [completely different word that happens to start with the same letter]", that was a bit. What do you mean they're teaching kids a reading method that's tailored to produce this exact error?

im realizing very fast that people do not in fact know that sometimes things in stories suck on purpose and it sucking is the point

imagine this heat and you roll over in bed an there’s some cunt there next to you. bruv id be inconsolable

becoming a member of the ageing tumblr populace will have you typing shit like 'why am i always buying new tubes of toothpaste' and posting it to your followers with zero thought zero hesitation like yuuuup. really knocked it out of the park with this one

listening to a man break up with his partner on the train and the first sentence I heard was "I just don't appreciate you cheating on me six different times, once with my own father."

@cilil