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cancan more like cantcant

#relatable #funny #humor #sports #pe #hit me up if you can lend me some of your sense of rythm #or motivation #i gave up #what do you mean #its an easy excercise #save me

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My only motivation in life at this point is to live long enough to become the single oldest person on earth and be able to call everyone a brat.

#old #funny #trash #life #live #long #brat #society #living fossil #humanity #brats #the grumpiest grandma #humans #men #women #children #all of them #not old enough yet #sad life #motivation

V handing Jin a latte like

V: here...

Jin: Thanks a latte!

#BTS #pun #joke #disappointment #jin #v #coffee #taehyung #Thanks a lot Tae!#i can't deal #save me #my cup of coffe #dad jokes #bangtan #boys #bangtan sonyeondan #bangtan scenarios

I’m not ashamed at all

So that new Jumanji movie

My friend didn't like it but I think it rocks

#film #movie #cinema #watch #pun #joke #jumanji #jungle #dwayne johnson #dwayne the rock johnson #rock #the rock #rocks #friend #sucks

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They switched up his name

I love winter

It's the one season when it's socially acceptable to stay indoors all day every week.

remember that time, when mr. Lancer curved Danny’s grade?

#danny phantom #danny fenton #grade #test #curved #that one teacher #that one time #mr lancer #purple back gorilla

When bae goes on voicemail

#miraculous ladbybug #miraculous #ladybug #marinette #adrien #chat noir #marichat #ladynoir #adrienette #ladrien #bae #phone #voicemail #pick up

today is actually going remarkably well if I don't count the time when I almost broke down crying because I dropped a bottle cap

#bottle cap #breaking down #crying #over a fucking bottle cap #i'm not a mess #i'm THE mess #what the hell #fml #anxiety #just the usual

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I’m pretty sure we all know what I am here with this for.

I’m looking at you grounded trashdom.

#homestuck #rose lalonde #kanaya maryam #trash #i am trash #we are trash #trashdom #fandom #ship ship ship #sailed its ass into reality #rosemary #homostuck #homosuck

Most cheap, shitty things come in fancy packages.

I'm a prime example.

#cheap #shitty #narcissistic #just a bit #but also #self deprecating humor #???#conflicting

How english speakers say okay:

England: okay

America: k

Canada: okeh

#english #america #canada #england #funny #maybe #not supposed to be offensive

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