Mr. Lancer: Dash wants to learn something: shocked.
Dash: Why didn't we get Fenton's morning announcements for Saint Patrick's Day?
*alarm goes of and green lights start flashing*
Mr. Lancer: You dangerous disgrace.
Dash: What, was that the secret word?
Mr. Lancer: Freaking, yes!
Danny, over the PA: Ding-Dong! Welcome to the Saint Patrick's Day Protocol!
Dash: What is this? Like the Purge?!
Danny: Its like the Purge but violent!
Dash: What does that mean?!
Danny: Students of Casper High I hereby dub you leprechauns!
Tucker: Well, at least its better than child soldiers.
Danny: Which are like child soldiers but European!
Danny: Somewhere in this building I've hidden a pot of gold-
Valerie: I don't need to hear the rest, I'm in.
Danny: -And you have to stop Dash before he finds it!
Paulina: What does this have to do with Saint Patty's day?
Star: You think we would murder a friend for money?!
Danny: Of course not, you also get 1 A+!
Star: You will never kill him before me, Weston!
Wes: I will kill him so fast your head will spin!
Dash: How is this an easy decision for all of you?!
Kwan: Don't worry Dash! I'm not so easily swayed! I've got your back!
Kwan: Sorry man, I tried.
Danny: Let the Off-Brand Trademarkless Purge begin! Get him!
Danny: Yep, thats all I wanted to announce!
Vlad: *snooping around school trying to find the pot of gold Danny stole from him*
Danny: Oh and kill Vlad; just cause.