this is not my beautiful circus..these are not my beautiful monkeys

And you may find yourself crammed into a very small automobile...

15..... what an age to hear a song

Receiving a Werther’s Derivative from my poser grandma

*packing my suitcase for a 3 day trip* hm, but what if I need my terracotta warriors..

oh I know her well we went to 2014 together

first rule of Cite Club: tell everyone where you learned about Cite Club

I hate when another car forces you to park terribly but then they leave before you and it’s just like great. Well now my atrocious park job is deprived of context and I look like an asshole

If I had a normal relationship with food and alcohol and drugs and sex and sexuality and money. Then I would probably feel a lot better

fuck. i love my own blog. it’s almost like it’s full of things i would post it’s crazy