Here Be Dragons

Platform Decay is Murderbot's terrible, horrible, no good, very bad road trip and Three's nice little walkabout to look at cool landscapes and begin the secunit revolution

I love that for all Murderbot's complaints about the company not investing in SecUnit education, it thinks Three is the weird one for immediately trying to absorb as much educational content as it can instead of watching soap operas

would y’all ever date someone with the same name as you?

I’m sorry for adding directly to a post but I went to a wedding once where the groom’s name was Loren and the bride’s name was Lauren and at the end the officiant was all “introducing Loren [surname] and Lauren [surname], husband and wife” and the entire assembled lost it

also sorry for adding on but at my high school there was a Dominic and a Dominique who were dating and everyone just called them “Dom and Dommer” which is honestly the funniest shit ever

Had to submit it to the tags for peer review

On this, the day of the Reformation, it's vɔʁms. (German, w->v)

okay. fine. i have a solution that will make no one happy. let's make pluto a planet. if we launch one tungsten cube per day for 200 years precisely aimed at pluto's surface it will become massive enough to gravitationally clear its orbit of other kuiper belt objects. this will be completely useless and extremely expensive as well as potentially dangerous. and it will destroy the heart

(emerges 3 hours later covered in blood) i figured out what emotion i was feeling