you say i'm a star that just puts me far away

Is THIS GUY better than ALL THE BIG 3 COMBINED???

Andy Murray on the new slam winner: "I didn't watch"

FULL OF SAUERKRAUT ✅

STRONG COCK ✅

GAY SEX ✅

FURRY ✅

Like when Gandalf spent literal PAGES trying to figure out why the vibes were off in Moria and Legolas chimes in with just "it's a balrog :) that shit's evil :) we're so fucked :)" like what do you MEAN you knew already and just didn't tell him??

Or at the beginning of Two Towers when Aragorn thinks there's something nearby so he puts his ear to the ground to listen, and then like 10 minutes later is like "hmmm i hear horses" and Legolas is just like "mm yep. there are 105 blond bitches with spears" like you just let your friend put his face in the dirt and you can SEE them??