get a load of this guy

a boyfriend is basically a guy you can just kind of chew on whenever

me eating the yogurt that turns you gay

Question for the DE girlies: who’s YOUR incredibly minor character. The one who shows up in like two scenes max and you might not even encounter in any given playthrough. Mine’s Neha the novelty dicemaker she has my whole and entire heart.

"i won't be coming back here" is the funniest possible thing you can say to a customer service worker. you're at your place of work and someone comes in, acts like a jerk, ruins your day, and then, paradoxically, finishes up by reassuring you that this interaction is now over and you'll never have to see or hear from them again

bro we are wolves.... howl with me bro ..... aiuuuuu

because of oppenheimer i was reminded of how it's like literally impossible to conceptualize how many people died in the bombings of hiroshima and nagasaki. like i literally cannot comprehend that many people dying. all at once.

the death toll is an estimated 100-200 thousand. that's just a number. but if i describe it as "imagine every human being you have ever learned the name of. they died and there is still a significant portion of the death toll left" that's different

Just .. one more ... minute on the couch .. please! -The Languid Lounger