Human Expresso

thank god lesbians are cannon in pixie hollow. that boy to girl ratio is hostile to the straights

the last time “partner” was used with as much chemistry, sexual and romantic overtones, and overall Gayness as Jayvik have was whatever the hell Tulio and Miguel had going on in the Road to El Dorado

I never really found mark particularly attractive but then he got covered in blood from accidentally shooting a guy in the neck and suddenly the wool was lifted from my eyes and I saw the world's divinity

ok while i fully agree it’s about FAR MORE than gemma vs. helly (autonomy, life, oppression, parental relationship metaphors, etc), it’s worth noting that the marks ARE having a shipping war. with themselves

I think Stardew Valley, The Sims, and Minecraft are all in the same category of game in that you play it obsessively for weeks, losing all sense of time, and then don’t touch it for months

I've always disliked mr beast just based on his content mill vaguely exploitative vibes so it's been kind of wild learning he also does legitimate crimes and workplace violations. it's like disliking an acquaintance because they're kinda annoying and then finding out they kill people too like damn dude you didn't have to do all that i already hated your ass.

it’s crazy that we have to pretend people are oppressed for being skinny now or everyone gets mad at you and says “woooowwww it’s all body positivity until it’s a skinny person”. does anyone else think this. just saw someone saying they’re making a “skinny positive community” and everyone is hyping her . is this real life

it’s so crazy that we weren’t even able to talk about fatphobia for five minutes before it became skinny people patting themselves on the back for being body positive by embracing being skinny and crying about their own problems . idc you were called a “skeleton” in middle school. they’re denying people like me healthcare.

skinny people get called mean names and fat people get to die because doctors don’t listen to us. but oh my god skinny positivity is the real deal here. please tell me how you were called a broomstick again. we need to spread awareness of this issue.