there's a radiant darkness upon us.

Human: We just train new people how to do it?

Elf: *gears visibly turning in their head*

Human: Are you alright?

Elf: I just realized that we didn’t have to let that whole city fall to ruin just because my grandfather died.

Human: My cousin made it.

Elf: Impossible! Those metalworking techniques were lost a hundred years ago!

Human: What do you mean lost? My great-grandmother learned to make these swords from an elven smith, then taught it to her kids.

Elf: That's ridiculous. No elf would give such secrets to a human.

Human: They didn't. Meemaw delivered the metal to the forge, and no one kicked her out when she stayed and watched. She always said they barely acknowledged her even when doing business with her, like she wasn't worth noticing.

Elf: Come to think of it, my great-uncle always was rather single-minded when he started working.

Human: So he wasn't ignoring her, he just forgot she was there?

"Okay, I got you."

*Removes the B from the BREAD sign*

@holdingtorches: *angrily* NO YOU DON’T

Lowho:

@holdingtorches: *angrily* NO YOU DON’T

Lowho:

YOU WAKE UP AS THE MOST RECENTLY SAVED CHARACTER IN YOUR CAMERA ROLL. WHAT'S THE FIRST THING YOU DO?

MURDER GENDO IKARI

Uh, probably kiss percy-

Dawg we are having the best time!

Uuuuhhhh

This ain't gonna end well

I’m asking him to adopt me

Try to figure out where I am

I LOVE them but tbh I don't want to be either of them

If it's just single characters then

I don't wanna be her either

Why do I only like sad characters 😭

Sorry if you've already been tagged

No pressure tags: @sufferingfromsimp @toomanyfandomsforonebrand @butterflypython @the-blue-one247 @mobzart

my actual most recently saved character is a picrew of my oc Niamh but that’s just waking up as myself but in a different font SO. the one after that is a picrew I did of @polycrowtruther’s oc Oiwa Tamyia from their fic series The Shadow Of Yotsuya

which means I’m having a very bad time if it’s anywhere prior to the second installment lmao but I would probably go bother Kaz lol (you can consider me tagging you for credit as your invitation to do the game as well lol)

I was playing Arkham Knights and when I saw this cup I thought it was hilarious and wanted to show people so I took a picture of the screen. The first thing I’d do if I was Nightwing though is probably just die. I get attacked by a talon(or even just a normal person) and I’m just dying. I can’t even do a backflip.

tagging: @burnedtoast77 @dasiesanddarkness @lowercaserowan @apollosbookshelf @peteinthegardent

the first thing im doing is enjoying my vast collection of books🙂‍↕️

Getting absolutely wasted, I guess

Thanks for the tag!!

I'm gonna go wake up my piece-of-shit dad so I can kill him.

IMMA BLOW UP DOTTORE’S FACE

VALKOOOOO

Slavery. To enslave them and get free labor out of them.