Id like to have a platonic affair with you.
Good luck with that, LoWho.
Random drunk thoughts (literally took alcohol) at 5am. I’ll take my luck.
You're sounding like Tipsy Tom
You should drink some water
Oh no i'm flashing back to thain/vega thoughts. You just gave me an internet contact buzz and i haven't even had any alcohol. 🥴
Ooooh, touche
This is why you (hunz) and I (lolo) are friends
Also, this is why I (lolo) and Tom should also be frenz
Tom. Frenz?
Yes, as it should be.
Jonathan Pine. Frenz?
Nah, he's a long weekend full of extremely naughty memories that you can't confess to anyone lest you endanger whatever mission you suspect he disappeared to on his motorcycle. Not that he told you he was a spy, just that his work is classified. And you? You were an oasis of (carnal)respite in his hectic life. 😘
Platonic, Hunz. Platonic. Like over a bottle of mojito platonic. No sex. Just fun times.
No Wallrammer Applecheeks?
Unforch no as its platonic, Maeves
