oh wtf is wrong with u

This is both spiteful AND practical, because you can’t control whether or not they give you a safe following distance for the speed you’re travelling, but you CAN reduce the speed you both have to travel, having the triple benefit of  A) increasing the likelihood that they’ll have enough time to stop without rear-ending you.  B) lowering the speed of any possible collision and thus the severity and  C) Pissing the fucker the fuck off.

I feel so valid now

reblog happy kermit for a full month of good luck 

a full ever after of good luck

not to sound like a grumpy old bitch but the current climate of mainstream pop music is boring and shitty

“oouuyhyy i miiieeass yoouuuuuu im sad boy” grow up  and make the next party rock anthem god. fuck.

I just feel like there could be steps you take before this one

What in God’s name is business casual

Thanks I got the job!