Hogs And Ham In Equal Measure

Crowley has everything he could ever want--a good job, a good friend, a good life. Well, almost everything. Because he's smitten with his best friend Aziraphale--his best, engaged friend Aziraphale. As a last hurrah before the wedding, Crowley invites Aziraphale to join him on a trip reporting on vacation properties and is surprised when Aziraphale suddenly agrees to go.

I'm a big fan of road trip stories, and this writer does them so well.

Read Love Rollercoaster on AO3.

Chapters 1 and 2 for my Summer Omens Big Bang fic are up!

Featuring art by the FABULOUS @hogs-and-ham!! Isn't it gorgeous??

Rating: E

Tags: Human Road Trip AU, Slow Burn, Friends to Lovers, Crowley POV, Pining, Music/Playlists, Americana, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Fluff, Eventual Smut (They're switches, bitches), Love Confessions, Happy Ending, more tags on the fic!

Summary:

Self-proclaimed daredevil Anthony Crowley is pretty content with his life - he's got a great job as a journalist at the Celestial Observer, he spends his free time chasing the next adrenaline rush, and he has some really great friends, including the fussy and endearing Aziraphale Fell. 

There's just one small problem - Crowley is smitten with Aziraphale, and Aziraphale is engaged to someone else. How will our hero cope? 

When an opportunity arises for Crowley to travel and write reviews for vacation properties owned by Eden Holdings, Inc., he jumps at the chance. Crowley decides to invite Aziraphale along on his trip, both to help Crowley write the articles and to celebrate Aziraphale's upcoming wedding. Aziraphale almost doesn’t agree to go - but at the last second, and for reasons he doesn’t share with Crowley, Aziraphale changes his mind. 

While on the road Aziraphale and Crowley grow closer than ever as they travel to amusement parks, mountainside and beachside resorts, and a cabin deep in the Great Smoky Mountains. Revelations are had, secrets are finally shared, and both Aziraphale and Crowley are taken on a journey of self-discovery that leaves them forever changed. 

FULLY WRITTEN - Updates every Thursday!

BIG Thanks to my betas @unicornbeck and 3obby!

@gosummerbang

The Summer Omens Big Bang is about to enter its posting period next week. I've been working on a fic for the last four months that I'm thrilled to start sharing, and you're in for a treat with all the illustrated stories you're going to get!

I was paired with the fantastic artist @hogs-and-ham and it has been such a joy to work with her!

The prompt was "summer," and my first thought was - ROAD TRIP!

My story is a Human AU friends-to-lovers slow burn which includes plenty of fun road trip shenanigans, including what's happening in this bit of a cover picture. Can you guess?

Not spoiling you anything guys but I love them so much it hurts

talk that sexy talk to me

Good Omens, Aziraphale/Crowley (Rated E, 5.2K)

“Rather forward of you,” Aziraphale says, perfectly calm in speech if not in thought. Crowley's scoff echoes down the line. “Forward? Two nights ago you rode me so hard, you'd think it was the Royal Ascot.” “Crowley!” Aziraphale slaps a hand to his chest, even if Crowley isn’t there to see it. “Her Majesty the Queen herself cheering you on and everything.” That is… an arresting mental image. “His Majesty, now, remember?” says Aziraphale, lightly chiding. In reality, he is just as put out by the matter. There is something so gloriously refined about a queen regnant. “Unless you're referring to—” “Camilla? Absolutely not.” Crowley makes a noise like a piece of farm equipment that has run over a tree branch. “Hashtag not my queen.” “Hash… tag…?” Aziraphale has catalogued all the little snippets of sound that come from Crowley's mouth, and the ensuing sigh definitely falls into the “fond” category. “Just get your kit off, angel.”

Aziraphale and Crowley have an intimate phone conversation.

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Features: dirty talk (attempted), banter (achieved), interdimensional travel, and Crowley's slutty, slutty, silk dressing gown.

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📞 thank you to @carry-the-sky, @eefaevie, and @gingiekittycat for beta reading 📞

The second of my two stories for @tarot-in-tadfield Zine, inspired by a Tarot card - Major Arcana IX "The Hermit". A fluffy urban fantasy, perfect for @maidenimage's Fluff Friday! Magnificent art by @hogs-and-ham included.

Crowley is an artist who draws dragons. Book illustrations, board game art, or his latest project, a Tarot deck full of dragons... His motto, if he had one, would be "If you seek a dragon, you’ve come to the right place!" He loves his job and the freedom that comes with it. However, his friend Anathema, an occultist, and her Tarot reading suggest that something is missing from his life… Aziraphale wanders the halls of the World Fantasy Convention. His friend Madame Tracy sent him there with a cryptic promise that he will find what he's looking for. There is certainly plenty of fun stuff to be found there: fantasy jewellery, baked goods with surprises hidden inside, and… Oh, is it a booth full of dragon-themed art by an incredibly handsome, if slightly awkward, artist? Hmm, maybe his trip to the convention would bear fruit after all…

🪽 A demon in disguise 😈