the funny thing about tim is that he Cannot actually stay alone for any significant amount of time. like this guy will be at the lowest point in his life after half the people in his life die and still he will somehow make friends with 3 random assassins and 1 hostage. this guy is a social menace and you cannot convince me otherwise

i love the whole world violently. and i dont want to go to work

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

there are simply no words in the english language that can describe starting on thursday the fourth. thats how iconic it is

choosing to start on friday the fifth. i just think its very inspiring

lets all kill ourselves

I never got over anything. I miss everyone and everything. nostalgia and grief kill me every day. oh and I also love going on walks.

bear with me. but also twink with me and otter with me. happy pride month on planet earth baby

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

i am an ally to all embarrassing and uncool women forever and ever

Doomed siblings have me on a chokehold in a way no trope can ever achieve. Something so gut wrenchingly beautiful about two kids going through unimaginable trauma and coming out damaged forever. I always eat it up. Maybe they stay together and find solace only in each other, used and kicked out by society! Maybe they end up on opposite sides of the war! Maybe they end up betraying one another! Maybe one of them dies haunting the narrative forever! Maybe one of them destroys the world for the other! So many endless tragic possibilities!

“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore

the sexiest thing a man can be is only an extension of someone else. the sexiest thing a woman can be is angry. this is true

(In the cuck chair)(starts booing)

(Wife looks over)(I do a roman emperor thumbs down)(she executes the other guy)

For the thought crime of experiencing optimism you have been sentenced to five years of propeller hat and rainbow lollipop

can you imagine how good shows would be if writers thought of women as human beings