DIRTY AND DANGEROUS

me two hours after i should have gone to bed: time to solve the jonbenet ramsey case

#say it to that mother’s face you fucking demon

Come to America

if anonymous was bout that life this woulda been happened

millenial generation got a little too beaten down and miserable but im delighted to see that gen z seems to be frothing at the mouth and out for blood

early 2000′s self-care

that is an outrage

good morning cruel world

Don’t you mean goodbye?

no i meant good morning. this world may be cruel but i’m still kickin’

This really cheered me up

2018 vibes

I hate the fact that the sentence “mummies are rare because we ate them” is factual.

I’m sorry, what?

I am so happy to be the one to introduce you to the horrible few hundred years where Europeans regularly consumed ground Egyptian mummies.

the delivery of this joke makes it 50 times better like you have to actually hear it it will kill you