peachy

Can’t stop thinking abt what happens to salmon when they get horny

aight ill bite what happens when they get horny

idk who y/n is but she a thot

fyi there is no such thing as “getting back on track” after the holidays because you were never “off track” you were simply living life because you are a human being and you deserve that

Baby sippy milk

omg

me @ my bf: dont look at me..this is bad lighting 

bastard’s degree

bastard of sciences

motherfucker of arts

Ah, hello seasonal depressive disorder. I didn’t miss you at all.

I don’t like tik toks but this is a masterpiece

n nn nnn n,,

He’s insulting himself

ive never seen a dog look so angry

This is one of the most delightful things I have seen recently.

Comedic timing tho