DUDE

in this house we stan al

Do you ever have that moment when a kid is looking at you and you realize that they’re looking at you as a grown up? Then its like no child im a children too, dont. Im sorry my outward appearance confuses you.

i really hate that mood where you really deeply desire to draw but for some reason you keep… n o t drawing even though you just told yourself fifteen minutes ago that you were gonna go and draw and oH GOODNESS actually that was two hours ago nm you’ve literally been doing n o t h i n g for two hours congrats you

Mmm… Delicioso.

😭 he speaks in italics. Perfect.

uhhhhhhhhh i just figured out that “ofc” is “of fucking course” but this whole time i’ve been reading it “ofcourse” ………… anyway if u need a dumbass just hmu

ok so like imagine an alien landing and doing the whole “take me to your leader” spiel, and you’re just like “aight” bc aliens are fuckin cool, but the problem is the president is on the completely other side of the country, so you have to go on a cross country road trip with said alien

#the alien was going to try to take over the world but through the power of wacky romcom tropes and also friendship they changed their mind