Henry Samuel

Those sick fucks at Ocean Spray will mix anything with a cranberry

The haters and other dolts have try to cancel me yet they keep coming back like stupid little kittens with there mouth dry, from no milk! Well i will feed your loser ass,because i love you

one load refused immaculate conception

notice how everyone is horny today

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

youve failed to live with health--so plain to see youre sickly--your ogre cup is empty--you have had no frothy mirth--your shirt is stained with mudpies--your home begins to tremble--i miss those little glasses--they made your eyes so small--and did i fail to mention--your ogre cup is empty

you smell like plastic lining--you smell like old new car smell--you smell like fridge removal--you smell like lightbulb static--you smell like busted windows--the fumes accrete like vultures--they chart you like a project--your rottenness is sundry--youve had no frothy mirth--your mudpie shirt is scanty--your trembled roof is shoddy--and clearly missing glasses--your eyes are quite a largeness--its really hard to miss--and speaking of such grimness--your ogre cup is empty