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Whoever decided that 2019 was going to be the year of posting Golden Girls bits is a hero

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This turtle is in hell and all you can think about is cum

enough time has passed on these photos that they feel roughly similar in energy to that photoset of all those dads at some very surreal christmas party

i literally CANNOT and WILL NEVER get over that one Sad Pic with the story of how a girl and a guy were on a motorcycle and he noticed a wall in front of them so he stopped to let her off and then he drove into the wall and died

Wrong! They are baby

OH I FORGOT. I SAW THE GREATEST CAR IN THE WORLD WHEN I WAS COMING BACK FROM THE JOB INTERVIEW I DID TODAY

I got the job I had interviewed for in this post and they started me at $13/hr and a guaranteed 20 hours a week thanks everyone for their support in the notes abt the job interview itself and no thanks to the people who said it was cursed

Reblog the X3 HEWWO car of career success. Reblog for a decent job

You have a choice between destroying the political cartoon art style or the family guy/CAD/goanimate art style

the Economist out here trying to fix the Schism of 1054