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(Nov. 29)
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Do you have any opinions on the mekong giant catfish?
after careful deliberation among the hosts of this podcast that hasn't existed for like two years we've reached a consensus that the mekong giant catfish is: good!
Well, it actually happened. President Wario has been forced to retire, both from the presidency and from posting.
In honor of our least favorite game show host/pile of rancid old yogurt in a suit, we’ve compiled a list of 64 of his most iconic, bewildering, “jesus christ this guy was really the president, huh” moments and created a bracket. What will be the defining moment of the Trump era? When the dust settles, what will be Donald Trump’s ultimate legacy? Let’s find out together!
Well, the election happened I guess!
Matt, Sara and Val talk about that for a bit before John heard us talking about Indigenous issues without him and joined us for an update on the Mi'kmaq lobster fisheries. Also Canada's stupidest culture war is back with a vengeance!
Matt and Sara discuss the very truthful subjects of windmilling a pissballoon off your dick to own cops, salon entrapment, Pig Poop Balls, the Biden campaign shrinking into a corncob, and Joe Kennedy III making car crash history, which his family loves to do.
They also discuss more serious topics like what's happening in Rochester NY right now, but let's be honest, we had you at "windmilling a pissballoon."
In a special bonus episode, Sara and alex are joined by friend of the show John for a deep dive into the conflict between Haudenosaunee land defenders and Ontario land developers at Six Nations of the Grand River Reserve, as well as the centuries of historical events that provide context.
If that sounds way too serious for HKIPGTD, don’t worry! It’s still got jokes in it!! Look at the title!!!
For your visual reference: The Haldimand Tract
For your homework: Alanis Obomsawin – Trick or Treaty?
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Hello fellow Democrats! Welcome back to HKIPGTD where we're definitely excited for the DNC!!
Caroline gives an update on the big beautiful boat rallies of Portland, Sara talks the mail which no one is talking about at all, why is no one talking about the mail? Meanwhile the only Canada story Matt can summon is about a cigar-smoking sock puppet. No like, a literal sock. It’s very stupid.
What the fuck is up, gamers! Today, Val Matt and alex discuss the supreme court, reopening schools, the Liberal Party of Canada, and other extremely fun, relatable topics! No Brasilian presidents were harmed in the filming of this podcast.
We’re back! After about a month away, Matt and Sara reconvene to talk a little bit about the protests (they’re good), the cops (they’re bastards), and the McChicken-style projectiles that the police have been assaulted by (they’re tasty!).
We also talk about Matt Gaetz’s very real adult son, one of the most provably wrong right-wing adages, and a potpourri of internet news! Struggle well, human. Full Metal Statue!
Find links to support the Black Lives Matter at https://blacklivesmatter.carrd.co/
fuck off, getting me all excited like that
What if Batman had cilantro instead of a superiority complex? alex and Val talk about a lot of other issues before we get to this question, like Joe Biden and Garfield Eats, but those are less important
We did it! Val and alex leafcrunch bring us in to ONE HUNDRED EPISODES in style!!

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Avengers who? Say hello to the most ambitious crossover event in history as Ciarán from Corner Spaeti comes on to give us all the info we need about last week’s Labour leaks.
Also we commiserate over the universal experience of moderates sabotaging the progressive wing of our country’s party. We also talk about the political alignments of the Mushroom Kingdom denizens, Sean Bean’s nomenclature origins, and O.J. Simpson!
Featuring Matt, ScottMatt, Sara and alex leafcrunch
Ciarán can be found on Twitter at @CiaranDold and on Corner Spaeti, which can be found at cornerspaeti.simplecast.com!
Folks, we may be stuck at Pokémon HOME for the foreseeable future but you can’t deny that soon we’ll be Pokémon Laughing All The Way To The Polls! Join Sara, Val, Matt and the triumphantly returning Caroline for a definitely not pre-recorded livestream because they have all definitely still been alive for the past week. The celebs are at it again, animal crossing stonks are the only ones that matter anymore, and most importantly we reveal the official ice cream of the show. Also they talk about Joe Stories and him being dead a lot but they never say “Joe”st Stories so this is just me punching it up in post. Enjoy!
Featuring: Caroline, Matt, Sara, Val Edited by alex
Music used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men Johnny Marks – Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer