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I burst into the Unicode consortium office my eyes bloodshot my arms bursting with folders I slam my resume on the desk saying I come up with many important emojis you will love please gives me a chance. What about an emoji that means “doctors who listen” or one for “civil disobedience” what about the “glyph of “tingling” please only just give me the chance I can make you “dollar sign eyes and dollar for tongue”. How about an emoji that means Zendaya okayyyy. my fingers dripping with blood from carving out the svg files with my bare knuckles I move closer and someone hits a button that’s silently call security but I don’t care I keep going my pitch. The “cancelled” emoji will make yuor engagement rise I am saying. This one is a work in progress but I am calling her Linda. Sis you ever stop and think how come there is no moji of “age gap” or “anti trust law” I’m an ideas guy i am screaming I am ideas guy. I smile at you and my face is the perfect curved sliver. The soldiers are on their weigh but it’s too late. I take out my 🔫 put me in the database I growl attractively you “snivel” back (no emoji for that btw) please please whatever you say. The soldiers arrive and I grab you “hostage style” (no symbol of that) the guards are saying “whoa there.. whoa there buddy” before they can act I bang them with my squirt gun. “I AM YELLOW” I shouting “I AM LIKE HOMER BUT ROUND”. I plug my dongle into computer beginning the upload. The Unicode troopers keep coming but I am slinging smileys from my pouch like a throwing star. The files are flowing to the cloud. Wham “vaseline emoji” wham “gender neutral mouse” wham “standup but the comic is bombing so he start doing mean aggressive crowdwork” yoir era is over now I am the consortium now I cackle I take out my poloroid and snap a quick photograph of your scared and pale face as your blood vacates it no doubt flowing downward because of sexual feeling. I shake the photo to make it develop faster but it doesn’t work (look it up) and there are no more army on the way. Just you and me and the computer. It dings to completion but I have one more file to add. I look at the picture in my hand. You look… beatuifoul. I think I will call thjis one.. come uppance… I said and slam it into the disk drive. You smile and we embrace. All is forgiven because I give you the highest honor there is I have make you An Emoji which should be the heist honor in my opinion. Do you remember when they offered jordan peel the role of the poop in the emoji movie and he was so insulted he decided to make Get Out do you remember well those days are gone. Being an emoji in my regime is it like a presidential Medal of Honor speaking of which we are giveing a speech at Unicode plaza the crowd is cheering and the president is there but this one is Nice. They saw my vision. No longer will the consortium limit human emotion to an exclusive set of several hundred image now emoji is for everyone. And one more thing the eggplant is no longer “lewd” we can make a new emoji of “lewd eggplant” for placate the freaks but some of us regulars just want to say vegetable without everyone thinks penis all the time. The crowd is cheering me they are saying red one hundred and fire symbol. they think that I am 🆒 they finally think that I am 🆒

invoking marx's theory of labour on a post with the main message "if you do not contribute labour you're worthless and should be abandoned" is honestly astonishing

also "if you're a puppygirl who isn't doing the dishes you're basically a man" is just such a disgustingly horrid take. perfectly fusing ableism, transmisogyny, regular misogyny, i can only assume the article is meant to be ragebait

sorry i shouldn't be vagueposting when i dislike other people doing it. this is about tara knight's "dump your puppygirl"

Someone sent me anon hate then reported every single one of my posts because of this post

like thats the big thing, regardless of whether or not any of the individual transfem users who get banned Deserved those bannings, pointing out the double standard in where and when terms of service are actually held up is the big thing here. sometimes bigotry doesn't look like giving marginalized people consequences for No Reason sometimes bigotry looks like making sure marginalized people receive consequences for their actions overwhelmingly more frequently than privileged groups. deciding who you actually enforce your rules against is a big way this sort of thing manifests.

so like. okay so like you have this online ecosystem where everyone's all fractured and algorithmically siloed into their little groups, right?? and the only contact they have with outsiders is through screenshots, meaning you're only ever seeing the stuff that's objectionable or funny enough to be screenshotted in the first place. and the people who rise to the rank of screenshot curator are the people who spend all day sniffing around the other camps for stuff to screenshot. so you have this epistemological chokepoint dictated by someone whose main hobby is sneaking around with a camera getting all up in someone else's business and making it into a public spectacle. and the easiest way to make it into a public spectacle is to make your audience scared and angry. and the easiest way to do that is to play on existing negative biases, like pushing an open door yknow?? so you have this dynamic that rewards prejudice and elevates it to a position of narrative authority. and the people who can do this the most effectively and consistently are the ones who have no qualms about stalking marginalised people and crafting narratives about how they're scary and evil. and you reeeaaally gotta question whether or not any of this is actually beneficial to anyone or if it's just doing to you what fox news did to your dad, yknow??

rest in peace friend

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