gay bastard

did i just fall for a skater boy with a nicotine addiction or do i want to be him? find out on the next episode of "I Am A Disaster 😐" (yes with the emoji thats how my show is called

when i was a kid i thought all liquids had to have some quantity of water in it to be a liquid (as in water was necessary for something to flow) and i think that philosophy couldve easily put me in the top 15 greatest ancient greek philosophers

Gen Z culture is accidentally forming traumatic connections to a song

People need to realize that there’s a difference between straight people and Straight People™

Just like how there are white people who are gay and then there are the White Gays

Lmao all the angry White and Straight people in the comments, keep reblogging

neurotypical: i don’t have any mental illnesses or disorders Neurotypical™: Happiness is a choice!! ✨✨Have you tried yoga? Drink more water and eat kale ✨✨

cis person: i identify completely as my assigned gender Cis Person™: It doesn’t matter what you identify as, cause you still have Female Genitals! I’m not being offensive!! Read a book on Human Biology! 🚹🚺

read this fuckin post

No. Chris Fleming is a long haired dude. You were correct.

Oh wait

reblog if you’ve never used the braincell

the what

yeah

Elon Musk commissioned me to draw his Fursona. I'm not an artist.

That unironically sounds like something he'd do IRL.

This looks like what my leg feels like after it falls asleep

That's actually exactly what it feels like

Hey, that girl you made fun of for dressing like an emo, her dad dresses up like a pharmacist, makes useless machines and gets beat up by a platypus in a fedora. Yeah, it’s not always how it seems, so think before you act.

as a lesbian there are three categories of men and they are: not hot at all, handsome, and I want my face to look literally exactly like theirs