smells like deez in here 😈

girl with a uniform fetish who gets really horny for women who are wearing lanyards but are otherwise dressed normally

i need to make it clear to everyone misreading this that the girl is attracted to the lanyard and only the lanyard - that singular item takes an otherwise normal t shirt and jeans outfit and transforms it into a work uniform

i don’t care if the strap is fake i said get me pregnant

[smells something succulent] honestly it’s not even that succulent

i don’t feel like debating that topic much farther bc truthfully if it comes down to “women will lose to men in every sport bc they don’t have as much testosterone!!!!!” my elite feminist response is honest to god “ok we will lose with honor as equals instead of having our own special Easy Mode Female category so we can win amongst ourselves” like i’m sorry i just can’t be persuaded. i’m a brick wall. i want co-ed sports

i bring a sort of “women can lose at some sports against men if it means being regarded as equals” vibe to the debate that “testosterone objectively increases performance” people don’t really like

this counts as using hamburgers to explain the economy

BLUB GLUB GLUB DROWNING ME