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about the mods

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hey. still have the commission to do, but i think our ex-roommate, jessie, might be fucking us over, if you want to commission me, go for it *staring autistically*
Keep seeing pronoun positivity posts is about he/they and she/theys. That's cool and all but this one's for the she/hes. If you're a she/he I love you and you can take as much mint as you want from our garden
Is this a positivity post or a secret cry for help? OP, how bad is the mint situation?
It's both the mint situation is fucking severe
date of origin: July 9th, 2021
WHEN WILL PEOPLE FUCKING REALIZE THAT
MEN
ALSO
ARE
GIVEN
UNREALISTIC
EXPECTATIONS
DO YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING IDEA
HOW IMPOSSIBLE IT IS
TO LOOK LIKE THIS???
IT’S 100% FUCKING ILLOGICAL TO EXPECT MEN TO HAVE THIS RIPPED SIX-PACK ABS AND BE SKINNY AND HAVE PERFECT SKIN AND FACIAL COMPLEXION! MEN ALSO EXPERIENCE BEING UNCOMFORTABLE WITH OUR BODIES ALL. THE. FUCKING. TIME.
I get the feeling someone replaced all the photos but it makes this post so much better.
world heritage post
date of origin: March 16th, 2014
THAT’S NOT EVEN A WORD AND I AGREE WITH YOU
date of origin: March 28th, 2011
actual date of origin: August 24th, 2012

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date of origin: November 5th, 2012
actual date of origin: December 5th, 2012
date of origin: December 11th. 2011
actual date of origin: November 7th, 2011
Not even lion
date of origin: May 17th, 2014
actual date of origin: October 17th, 2014
date of origin: May 22nd, 2013
actual date of origin: October 1st, 2012
stop fucking saying happy anniversary in your tags it makes me want to rip something apart fr
date of origin: November 11th, 2011
actual date of origin: December 28th, 2011

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I be on my Homestuck, always on my Homestuck… I’m geekin’ out… & I don’t give a f-
date of origin: January 11th, 2014
actual date of origin: January 21st, 2014
i don't know why, but i actually hate when you fucking. put the date at BEFORE the damn post was made. i'm really glad that we have the option or timestamps on our posts now.
swagacaust:
You think David Fucking Karp made Tumblr? No, he didn’t He stole the idea from this man. His name was Sebastian Karp, David’s older brother. Growing up Sebastian was the guy everyone loved and David was jealous. When Sebastian created Tumblr, David snapped. His jealousy got the best of him so he locked him in his room and set his room on fire. Sebastian survived but his whole body was severely damaged by the flames. He ran away of embarrassment. Nobody knows where he is. Rumor has it he still lurks at the Tumblr headquarters and unplugs the servers every now and then just for revenge. Sometimes that isn’t enough. There are bloggers who just randomly delete and disappear without a trace. He kidnaps them and tortures them like one of those Saw movies. He hates everyone who uses Tumblr almost as much as he hates his own face. Here’s a picture of him. Reblog it. If he sees this picture on your page, he won’t bother you out of fear of himself. If you don’t…well, you’ll be easy pickings for his revenge plot.
…Did Tumblr just create it’s own Creepypasta?
I really hope so. This is good.
I approve so hard.
Omg I love it I hope Mr creepy pasta reads it
I’m real superstitious… no chance take
what happen to tumblr
Not taking any fucking chances O-O
Tumblr has a creepypasta and I really hope someone reads it XD
Unholy shit man
SIGNMETHEFUCKUP MATE
date of origin: October 12th, 2010
axtual date of origin: April 19th, 2011
i swear to god if one more stupid fandom ruins a beautiful text post i am calling the police
I am obligated to reblog this again, because it is now Superwholock, and therefore perfection.
people need to remember that every tumblr post in 2012 was like this
date of origin: June 12th, 2012
actual date of origin: December 9th 2012
date of origin: October 7th, 2014
actual date of origin: October 17th, 2014
BUILD A. SQUID. make your own squid and set. it free. BUILD YOUR. SQUID. FIND YOUR. SQUID { MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM } YOUR SQUID
date of origin: June 27th, 2014
actual date of origin: December 3rd, 2014

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THIS IS A CAT IN A HALLOWEEN COSTUME PLAYING WITH A TINY PUMPKIN THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT
IT’S NOT EVEN OCTOBER
IT’S ALWAYS OCTOBER
date of origin: July 28th, 2014
actual date of origin: August 28th, 2014
abbiethreetwelve:
Dumbledore is dancing. Snape is laughing. You don’t have a fucking argument anymore.
date of origin: September 1st, 2010
actual date of origin: october 1st 2010