I am not throwing away my shot

People who aren’t testifying in front of congress today:

them: wow the rich are quite literally destroying the planet

um…

Amazon is the fucking evil megacorporation from every near-future cyberpunk story they have warehouses full of wage slaves that can’t even take a piss or fall behind their ridiculous expectations without getting fired on the spot while their CEO is nearing trillionare status day by day while quite literally making local governments pay them to determine which city they install their next slave warehouse in and now their wiretap HAL 9000 bots that are in millions of houses all over the country are doing evil laughs and reading off names of cemeteries and funeral homes completely unprompted I know anger at amazon in general is very outrage-of-the-day basic entry level american leftist reaction but Jesus fucking Christ people

parades at disney: here’s a 40 foot tall mechanical dragon that actually breaths fire

Disney has more accidents recorded than any other amusment park franchise ever :/

this post has everything… parade ratings… disagreements about day trip nourishment… flawed statistical analysis… hop (2011)…

staff: launches an investigation to find russian spies spreading propaganda on tumblr and finds less than 100 of them. all of these accounts probably had no followers and probably only posted like “fuck the cops! they are the Friends of Hillary!” once or twice before giving up.