The Story Of My Life

I mean yeah he’s evil and all but what if I were his favourite

What If we kissed under the dinosaurs kissing statue

You would probably get hit by a car but such is the risk of love

my kitty cat was wandering around going ‘mrrph?” so i was like “in here!” he goes “mrrph!” shoves open my bedroom door with his big round head and FLOPS on me. as in hard enough that he made a little “oof” noise when he did it. followed by a category five purring event. there’s good in this world mr frodo etc

must a villain be redeemed? isn't it enough that they're bitter, evil, and most importantly, hot?

due to budget cuts preschool will no longer teach about the color green

Clifford the big red dog has the zoomies event 15 dead 162 injured

Trans girls give me life... Just seeing them discovering and ENJOYING femininity in such an unbridled way...

no you don’t understand. i met a cat named keyboard AND a cat named mouse tonight. they are siblings. and named keyboard and mouse. if you even care

men kiss eachother

i saw it on google inages

I thought this was a command.

men! kiss each other.

Adam Frankenstein's debut novel about an unhinged goth queen who fucks in graveyards and keeps her love's calcified heart

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