My Friends Call Me Hip Dad

any npc: link why are you so quiet link: [dissociating] what

She wiggle

she waggle

#she crinkle the baggle

y’know…. conversations about world war ii would be a lot more bearable and constructive if white men found that period rightly horrific rather than pornographic 

you’re not fucking odysseus, go to therapy

DIE

I HATE HER 😂

I WAS NOT FUCKING READY

I swear I can’t stand her 😂💀

i can’t stop laughing that gif is perfect

Of all the times to not be able to find the *slams reblog button!* meme.

DOGS SHOULDN’T EAT ONIONS!!! THEY CAN CAUSE A LOT OF PAIN OR EVEN DEATH.

Bruh, it’s an apple.

him eating apple floss

Please reblog this post with “your girl away wyd” nonsensical memes please

Let them see the art damnit

I <3 how both cats are making “Hi, friend!” gestures at the guard. And the guard is all “No, no! You can’t come in!” even as he’s patting one on the head. XD

LET THEM IN.

hey Op, do you accept criticism 

i DO accept criticism but i WILL cry

Out of all the responses to this post. Yours was my favourite. I cried laughing when I saw the last paragraph

Oh this is GORGEOUS

😍

He’s so fucking valid I love him

Pigeon Status: SICK

web star

a queen