hello friends

“you are. stealink…. my nuts…”

“You . Are. A. Legal tthief.”

sometimes i forget that bart is canonically a telepath

HES A WHAT

Lol fuck tarot… lame as homos think that shit is real. You make your own destiny and you cause your own situations.

tarot

wasnt the yugioh tarot reading right before they fought with ancient egyptian lazer beams?

From what I remember yes it actually was

I trode on the toad road

please put some respect on patton oswalt’s name

Its an experience

What is the objective?

Survive.

imagine getting beat by the diamond russian squat boys and they say ‘drag his ass to the hole’

i think it’s really weird how shippers have turned top/bottom into Gender Roles The Sequel and are stereotyping people’s sex positions based on their physical appearance, personality traits, or even mental health status. “which one of you is the woman??” has evolved into “which one is the sweet soft tiny anxious uwu bratty bottom???” which is arguably weirder and more invasive.