oh yeehaw

do you guys remember when we used to say oh worm all the time. remember that

is anybody out there

No, I am not 'hoarding craft supplies.' I am sourcing materials for a very big project that will be revealed to me at a later date- perhaps in a dream.

OPEN THE MAUSOLEUM. STOP HAVING IT BE CLOSED

tumblr users love reading. you literally stopped for this post just because it has words in it

you ever have situations that make you want to take people by the shoulders and go "you are not 15 any longer. this behavior is no longer quirky and cute. it is exhausting for you and everyone else to act like a teenager you haven't been in a decade or longer. knock it the fuck off"

lots of ppl making this about adults who have interests they find cringe but let me be clear this is about emotional immaturity. idgaf if you're 35 and like goku okay but can you have an adult conversation without making yourself the victim is the matter at hand here

I feel cheated. no one on Reddit told me that tumblr is a serotonin factory. Keep liking and reblogging my posts please thanks

Just don't fly too close to the sun.

Throw me to the sun and I’ll get it pregnant

he understands the website your honour

i must not get takeout. takeout is the wallet-killer. takeout is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the kitchen, fridge, and pantry. i will make choices about what to cook and then execute them. when hunger is gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.

"Why didn't they just communicate?? They're so stupid!" Have you considered that communicating with someone you love and value and don't want to hurt is scary and that vulnerability takes practice and that perfect characters with perfect words make the most boring stories of all

sundays rule number 1: DON'T THINK ABOUT YOUR LIFE

it’s so cool that the universal tumblr experience is having a core group of mutuals you fuck with and then actually wanting to harm and kill every other user on the platform. anyway it’s definitely my inner circle of wise intellectuals lovable perverts and shrewd comedians that’s the right one. all you other barbarians will be put to the blade for threatening the sanctity of our posters’ kingdom

i like it when trans women exist. i think there should be more trans women

trans women i love you. never forget this

being too on tumblr is a crazy experience bc you will think to yourself "man. cannibalism is so cringe now all the most boring people alive are obsessed with it" and then realize that that is a sentence from insane world

okay but what if i believed in myself really really hard

i sewed my first zipper yesterday i can do anything